love guns and butter: launch the raunch

and now i have to figure out how to show you all of the amazingly tasteless things that i hotglue together and all the conscientious sleazy topics i write about.

did i mention that the holidays are over and after a season's sales i got one hot mommy to get it on with her spouse, inciting pervy-ness with my aforementioned hotglued goods? oh no? well it completely happened; i read about it on my email pages.

and did i mention that i left the lefty newspaper that was publishing my smut articles because they felt i wasn't political or femenist enough? because apparently strong women would never want to be placed in a sexually submissive position. and all smart activists prefer their sex education without the mention of "peek-a-poo panties" and "cervical powder". oh no? well that can be considered a fact, i also read that on my informative email pages.

so yes, i am here, to, in essence, launch the raunch. cue james brown's "living in america".
cue it i said!